Can anyone please tell me what these things are for?

[Chuck]

Just for you..... hate to see you disappointed - I'm the gorgeous one in the middle

Thank you so very much for this. I will never forget as long as I live. Such, such voluptuousness and what a voice, a voice for the ages, the long ago ages.

 

[DirtMechanic]

Thank you so very much for this. I will never forget as long as I live. Such, such voluptuousness and what a voice, a voice for the ages, the long ago ages.

Details appreciated by mature men to be sure!