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A: How do you tell a dogwood tree from a redwood tree?
B: I don't know! How?
A:Because of its bark!
 
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Yes, I know, that's why I found it cute :D
When do you know a banana wants to dance?

When you see a banana shake!
 
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Lol, I'm not sure if this cartoon is funny, if I was this girl, I'd much rather get real roses:D :

 
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This just made me giggle -

I heard about people talking to their plants so I went out and bought one.
I haven't watered it for a week now.
Oh it'll talk. Eventually
 
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Haha, it's really funny, DonnalReilly. I feel sorry for the plant though:p

I like this:

 
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Unfortunately this is very, very true...but still quite funny:D :

 
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Claudine, the saying I learned was a weed was a plant in the wrong place. I think I have a couple of plants with roots like the cartoono_O
 
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ACSAPA I truly believe that weeds can look very pretty. Personally, I'm very proud of my weedy lawn:D But I'm pretty sure that according to some of my neighbours it is the worst yard in the area. Oh well:cool:
 
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Lol, I haven't kidnapped any plants yet but I guess I could do it if I noticed a plant that looks unhappy:p
Call me crazy, but I talk to my miniature roses all the time, I compliment them every day:D
I did kidnap an unhappy plant. I was at one of those big box stores when I saw a plant in the garbage can. It was mostly dead but had a couple of small green leaves.
I took it out of the trash can and casually walked out of the door with it, and took it home and nursed it back to health.
I'm not sure if taking a mostly dead plant out of a trash can in a store is considered shoplifting or dumpster diving.
I just didn't want the poor thing to die in the trash when it still had a couple of small green leaves left.
 

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