Here, we have a friendly, but competitive 3 veg/fruit and biggest marrow comp at the allotments, so, hoping that I would be at home for that comp, where conformity is more important than size.
It's been scheduled for next Sunday, when I'm away, which is a shame because I have the onions at 2.5lbs each, 3 of which are a very good shape, a 22lb (10kg) courgette, which probably won't win first, but grew another time I was away anyway, some cracking, chocolate-box 6oz Akron tomatoes and many, many, many 7-8 inch long Anaheim chillies. Shame, but not to worry.
Btw, my red barons would have skooshed 1st in the 5 cat.