Front door sign

[marlingardener]

I'm making one of these to post beside our front doorbell (which is quite obvious but also ignored by those who get jollies from banging on the door):

 

[Peace perfect peace]

Hi Marlingardener,
A great sign and when i see these sorts of things it reminds me of an old french man who lived on the main road to our nearest village
He had an old toilet out side his garden gate and the Pan area of the toilet was full of geraniums flowering away all summer.

 

[grynwasabi]

I find it really funny though.

 

[Peace perfect peace]

I find it really funny though.

Yes me also.

 

[grynwasabi]

I want to come up with "Pulling the weed" kind of joke or something similar but for a doormat instead.

 

[Peace perfect peace]

How about "I can't Pull anything not even Weed's "

 

[Esther Knapicius]

OH, no, would not trust someone to pull the right stuff.

 

[OpieDoodle]

OH, no, would not trust someone to pull the right stuff.

I'm with you HAHA!

The sign is cute tho! I make signs all the time for my home and I've been debating a good one for the outside if our home. We shall see!

 

[Gail_68]

I'm making one of these to post beside our front doorbell (which is quite obvious but also ignored by those who get jollies from banging on the door):
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Lovely sign but no weeds would go from here, just my plants as one neighbour can't wait till you have one foot in the grave before she goes digging

 

[Esther Knapicius]

I have a small framed picture in the bathroom about keeping the toilet seat down when you flush it. Does not work. Husband can't read it I guess, or he does not care that poop spray goes everywhere when he flushed. one of my pet peeves with him and company.

 

[Gail_68]

I have a small framed picture in the bathroom about keeping the toilet seat down when you flush it. Does not work. Husband can't read it I guess, or he does not care that poop spray goes everywhere when he flushed. one of my pet peeves with him and company.

Oh Esther that's the best i've got a brass one on my front door saying "Please remove your shoes" because i make hubby takes his off, he brought one for the door saying if mine come off others do to...best part is we never see nobody

 

[Esther Knapicius]

I even sent husband that Video from Dirty Jobs guy showing the germs in the area from flushing the toilet. Nope does not work.

Oh Esther that's the best i've got a brass one on my front door saying "Please remove your shoes" because i make hubby takes his off, he brought one for the door saying if mine come off others do to...best part is we never see nobody

I am trying to start that also. Take his shoes off. Not working yet. You know its just the little things. Not asking for big stuff.

 

[Gail_68]

I even sent husband that Video from Dirty Jobs guy showing the germs in the area from flushing the toilet. Nope does not work.

I am trying to start that also. Take his shoes off. Not working yet. You know its just the little things. Not asking for big stuff.

Oh i know what you mean but it's registered well that much as he went to the shop in his slippers

 

[marlingardener]

How about this for a front door mat:
"If you forgot to bring wine, go home."

 

[Esther Knapicius]

How about this for a front door mat:
"If you forgot to bring wine, go home."

love it. have you seen the socks out there, the bottoms almost say same words.