You are going to make a whopping great big headache for yourself here. Big ideas, and would be great if they worked, but a huge waste of money and time otherwise.
Generally speaking, us gardeners have to come to terms with the fact that it is far better to work along WITH nature rather than beat it. There are loads of jobs to do in the winter without giving yourself problems.
I have tried using bubble wrap on my own greenhouses before they were all removed - it has to be the heavy duty double walled stuff which cost a small fortune, and making 1 - 2 degrees difference really didn't help at all. The stuff has to be replaced every year as well as it disintegrates once the sun shines on it. You would be best off finding a good book and an arm chair by the fire when winter returns
Is your birthday soon? I bet you're a Gemini...