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Sean Regan

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You might find this amusing.


A few of us were in the pro shop this morning drinking coffee before we went out.
We were discussing our performances in the mid-week competition.
One of our number was bemoaning his performance on a particular hole.
This has a ditch across the fairway about a third of the way down.
A good drive will see you over it, or you can lay up.
If you hit a poor drive, you'll end up in the ditch.

"I was in the ditch again! I have lost count of the number of times I've been in there this year!"

The pro who was working on some clubs behind his bench chimed in.

"I know he's been in there often, as I'm presently re-gripping his ball retriever!"
 

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