Dear Mr Obama,
Sorry to hear that you've fallen behind with your payments. We've had a think about it and will be prepared to offer you £10GBP, on condition that you let us farm the front lawns in your country, which I believe adds up to an area the size of Belgium.
We find it very strange that a country so many trillions of dollars in debt can afford to not use such a valuable resource.
Look forward to hearing from you,
Ziggy![]()