Mosses

[DirtMechanic]

You mean, YOUR rocks are the right compounds for one species of moss. Steal a couple and give them a new home with about the same conditions. Or, send me the location...

Am I to question your mossy character?

 

[treeguy]

I rescue moss and protect it from harm. I am a hero to moss. I am the Robin' Hood of moss.

 

[DirtMechanic]

So you rob moss from those with poor yards and low pH and plant it in yards where ...what?

You are kinda fun aren't ya?

 

[treeguy]

It's been said before. "Greed is good." We, the self-serving, are more deserving than others. Don't look down upon us just because we're going to Hell, we serve a greater good. We give others a reason to feel better about themselves. See? You're probably saying to yourself, "Boy, that's guy's a misguided rat..."

 

[DirtMechanic]

It's been said before. "Greed is good." We, the self-serving, are more deserving than others. Don't look down upon us just because we're going to Hell, we serve a greater good. We give others a reason to feel better about themselves. See? You're probably saying to yourself, "Boy, that's guy's a misguided rat..."

Naww...but I am getting suspicious about what is in that moss...