Ok. I had a laugh becuse I had a triple PhD from Lithuania over for grilled steak one night and he "wondered" about his jewishness. I gave him more wine and a jazz cd by "Big Head Todd and the Monsters. His wife had never had wisterschire sauce on a bbbq steak. It was good times but the title of your post made me laugh about that evening. also, a few hundred friends of mine and I watched as he shot his first pvc potato cannon. This was the first Saturday before Christmas, at a annual all male gathering designed to allow the ladies to have time to do what they needed prior to our Christmas holiday. My residence is in a University town and he was here forba year on a sabbatical. I hope he did not leave disappointed .