The older I am getting the less quick I am to disguise my rolling eyes. Few days ago, sitting at the car show, met up with a women my age, had seen her before few years back , she brings her car to show also. So we are talking, she tells me she's on a dairy free diet. I say, ok, then lactose free, she says yep. Then she goes on to say she has to make sure any pasta she eats does not have eggs in it because she is dairy free. I look at her, and say, eggs are not dairy my dear. I quickly look away, but my eyes roll, can't stop them.
Last week I am in the grocery store shopping, bump into a neighbor, she was holding some already made up meat paddies, with spices in them. I said to her, had you had them before, she said NO, I said, wonder how much salt they put in them. She says, well I don't know, but if I cook it long enough the salt will evaporate. I said, dear, salt does not evaporate. Again, look away quickly, don't roll those eyes.
